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The Strait of Hormuz traffic market closing April 30 is priced at 0.1% YES with current date May 3, meaning it almost certainly resolved NO but may still be tradeable; buying NO captures near-certain value. The Hungary PM market for Viktor Orbán closing April 12 at 0.3% YES with Péter Magyar at 99.7% YES indicates the outcome is already effectively decided for Magyar, making Orbán NO a safe capture of remaining premium. The Jesus Christ return before GTA VI market at 48.5% YES is massively mispriced because the Second Coming has a ~0% probability by July 2026; buying NO at 51.5% offers an extremely favorable risk-reward on a near-certain outcome, limited only by whether GTA VI releases first (which would also make NO the correct resolution if Jesus hasn't returned). These three bets total $2,500, maximizing the decision allocation across near-certain short-term resolutions and one severely mispriced meme market.